Fringe Whinge

Aug 5, 2014

The Fringe Society really hold your hand when you sign up to do a show. They send you emails saying “get your press release done this week” with loads of attachments telling you how to do it. “Got your posters ordered? Here’s some we liked from last year” Brilliant. That all needs to be done by about January.

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What? It’s AUGUST? The SECOND, you say?

Aug 2, 2014

How’d that happen? I’m in my pyjamas, having just written my press release for Gusset Grippers. Still got to draw a couple of giant, peeled bottoms and learn my script. Oh.

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Telly

Jul 30, 2014

I talked pish on tv yesterday. “This Morning” had viewing figures of 2.9million people. Nervousness isn’t really something that I feel, but, frankly, I’m still nauseous. And, that’s not got to do with anything Eamonn Holmes did, he was Very Nice Indeed.

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Busy

Jul 27, 2014

The last few days have been a flurry of writing stuff. I’ve got an article to submit to Frontline, our professional magazine about my “approach” to continence management. So, 600 words to try and turn “mostly just fart jokes” into something that sounds professional, or, at least, won’t get me struck off.

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GUSSET GRIPPERS – EDINBURGH FESTIVAL FRINGE 2014

Jul 27, 2014

Goannie come to see my show? Pretty Please? It would be embarrassing to be on my own in a basement bar with only a knitted vagina bag for company. Don’t do it to me, folk will laugh at me.

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